…….The last thing you see is a mass of metal and brass hurtling before you, a ring of sickly green necronic energy laced with crackling lightning propelling the train ever forward. the sound of the engine and the horn is a ear-splitting wale that seems as much mechanical as the screams of thousands of tortured souls trapped within.. in the last moments you realise this train doesn’t run on steam or lightning – it runs on unfortunate souls

but it’s too late… the upforce generated as it rockets past drags you into the green mist surrounding it.. for a moment all is black and then slowly you come though, you are each sitting and chained in a narrow metal room – you can feel the floor moving around you and in front of you is a metal desk, the room is a narrow – only 10 feet wide with the corners tapered in, the door behind the desk is unusally shaped.

The walls are thick plates of led and you can see foreign runes etched into them.
In the corner of the room you see a small red dot. Suddenly you here a BING, BING, BONG coming from the dot – followed with a calm and reassuring voice:

“Good Morning Passengers.
Please do not be alarmed as it appears we have taken on a couple of Hitchhikers.
The Captain has requested that all passengers return to their assigned seats until processing has been completed and we know of their intent.”

In front of you is a box, slowly letters emerge….

“ARE YOU ALIVE?”
Vecna: No – I’m undead
Daniel: Yeah I can’t Die
Tasha: Yes?
The Invisible Person: Unclear
Strahd: Invisiboy! – I’m not alone – what does that thinggohicky stay? – Yes, I am a child of the night

WHO ARE YOU?"
Daniel I am a tiefling that is somewhat translucent
Vecna: Undead Demigod
Strahd: King of Barovia
The Invisible Person: Undefined

“WHO ARE YOU LOYAL TO?”
Daniel: Myself
Vecna: Noone
The Invisbile Person: My Sense of Self
Stradh: I serve the people of Barovia who look upon me as their saviour.

“DID YOU FIGHT?”
Daniel: Who, Why, Fight Who? I fought everybody from time history and space
Vecna: You will have to be more specific
The Invisble Person: I have fought the trust of million
Strahd: Boy Howdy, tells his entire history of battle

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
Daniel : That’s a tough question, i was originally born in the righious awesomeness of the elystium but i’ve been everywhere but i cannot die. Am i becoming the great awomesness should I be worried.
Vecna: You’ll need to specifiy I am from many Places
Stahd: Cities from Barovia

WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF THE MIST?
Strahd: The Mist obays my will and draws people into my relm and also makes good mood lighting, also a pokemon
Venca: don’t know, don’t care

ARE YOU A THREAT?
The Invisible Person: Do you have a toilet?
Strahd: Yes I am a threat – no?
Vecna: Unless you give me a reason to

WHY ARE YOU HERE:
Vecna: To leave this place
Stahd: Crosstown Express
The Invisible Person: Just here with some friends…

..and thus begins a tale of love, death and robots in Cyre-1313!